Blogging. It’s a weird hobby and we’re all addicted to it. It has its perks, trends, and everything in between.
For the most part, many of us bloggers like to hide this little hobby of ours from the outside world. However, before you go on thinking your blog addiction is some secret, think again, because I’ve got 7 ways to spot a blogger. They’re pretty darn obvious when you think about it and compare to non-bloggers.
What can I say, we’re so cliche!
1. Go to a restaurant and look around. Find someone taking a picture of their food. But wait, I don’t mean just any picture of food. I’m talking look for someone taking a picture of their food, but repositioning the entire table to do so. The girl pulling Ray Bans out of her Louis to make her picture pretty, yep, she’s a blogger.
2. Stalk an Instagram account. If there’s bright pictures of peonies, gold shit, pink shit, and sparkly shit, she must be a blogger.
3. Check Twitter stats. If you’re friend has thousands and thousands of Twitter followers, from all over the world, they’re most likely a blogger. Or just up to some sketchy shit, in which case you should investigate.
4. Stalk Instagram some more. This one’s a given. If a person has over 300 likes on a single photo, they’re a blogger.
5. Tour someone’s house, specifically the office. If there’s a white desk, framed prints, more gold shit, and some sort of trendy pattern, she’s a blogger.
6. Go on a walk. If you see a girl taking pictures of her outfit on the street, she’s a blogger.
7. Go to Target. Bloggers love Target. If they’re pulling random crap off the shelves, repositioning toilet paper, and taking pictures of products on the store floor, you know you’ve hit the jackpot in the blogger search.
And there you have it, 7 ways to spot a blogger. Are you guilty of any of the above!? If so, maybe this hobby of yours isn’t so secret afterall 😉
I’m curious.. what tricks do you use to spot a blogger?
Holly says
LOL! This is hilarious!!
♥Renee @ •Getting Fit Fab• says
LOL this is awesome! I definitely do number 1! My fiancé even helps me move everything around to make it pretty. Eh well it's alright! haha
Elise @ Cheers Yall says
This is awesome. You are hilarious! So true! LOVE IT! xx
The Grits Blog says
Head in hands. #soguiltyofallthese
Cat says
I love this post, it is so funny! I guess since we are all guilty and our secret is out, ha 🙂
Chastity Beene says
Hilarious!
Morgan Rae says
Awesome, hilarious, and oh so true!!
Helene in Between says
hahaha this is spot on and awesome!
Mississippi Mrs. says
HAHA, this is really funny!!!
Kate @ Another Clean Slate says
You definitely nailed it.
Darianne says
I loved this lol! I actually do spot bloggers at target ! xx
Bella says
or taking a picture of what they got in the Target cart! LOL Awesome post!
DeborahYanni says
hahahahaha I love this!!!! Some of these are so me!
Kenji says
Sparkly shit, hells yeah! These are oh so true!
Kate at Green Fashionista says
Haha this could not be more true! However, I'm glad I don't do most of what's on this list, I do love me some Target unconditionally, but I don't stage photo opps in the stores. I keep that weirdness at home 😛
Leslie Lukens Martin says
Too funny….and oh, so true!
Amanda Nicole says
This is so freakin' true. Love this post!
Brittney, Breaking Free says
My facebook is a dead giveaway because sometimes people will be like how do you know her she lives across the country well ummmm….. then I have to come clean.
Jetsettin Daisy says
Bahahaha I love the Target bit!!!
Crystal Green says
Totally funny. I give out my business card often.
Heather says
Haha! Yep!
Kaeleen says
#7 is my life.
Shane Prather says
Haha love this, so very accurate!
Alanna @ Alanna and Company says
I know this is an old post but this is hilarious and super accurate!!
Madison Paige says
This was so funny!! and true!
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Ashley Cleveland says
This is the best post ever! Low and behold, written by a blogger! We are pretty awesome aren't we! 😀 Totally sharing this!