It’s been one hell of a long week I must say, but I still some how have it in me to write a up a quick post for you! Let’s get a few things straight here:
Hailey,
Did I really see you pull my plate off the coffee table with those tiny paws of yours? I hope you enjoyed that pizza crust because it’s no more bacon treats for you. For a week.
Chris,
Thanks for teaching the dog to climb on furniture and steal food! When she steals that burger you were so excited to shove down your mouth, I don’t wanna hear it!
Louisiana,
I’m coming for you, real soon! But please don’t allow me to leave with 10 extra pounds from all the good food I know I will consume. Or do. That way I can finally get my fat ass to the gym.
New Job,
I start training for you as soon as I return from vacation. If for some reason I don’t seem all there, blame it on New Orleans.
Blog,
If I start neglecting you during these next few weeks, I’m not sorry! I’ll be too busy prancing around the south getting my drink and fun on. I still love you and you’ll see me soon enough… eventually.
MacBook,
You’re about to cost me a lot of money to get you out of Apple jail this evening. Do me a favor and don’t break again please.
Neighbor Thief,
Who steals an old muddy pair of shoes and a bottle of vinegar from someone’s apartment? Oh that’s right, I guess you do. And you obviously live on my floor because who else would walk all the way down the end of the hall of a random floor inside our building? That’s just gross.. and strange. I feel sorry for you!
Happy weekend betches! also linking up with Ashley.
Yoga Pants,
Hey Whitney hey, if you back your azz up, I guess I will too.
Happy weekend betches! also linking up with Ashley.
PS** I have a Coach gift card I’m wanting to get rid of! It’s balance is $122.92, anyone interested in buying it for $95? If so, let me know!
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Chloe says
My fur daughter does the same thing. I guess yesterday she stole my mom's bagel. It's not funny but it's funny. Have fun in New Orleans! Stopping by from Whit's page.
Kate Mitchell says
That neighbor thief sounds so strange! What a weird situation. Hope it doesn't happen again!
Kate
http://www.katethealmostgreat.com
Chelsee W says
Let me get straight your neighbor is stealing an old muddy pair of shoes and a bottle of vinegar from your apt? Really..that is cray cray! Imagine what they would do for some new shoes..right?!?!
Chelsee W says
BTW I suggest that you tweet your gift card offer and I will be happy to retweet it!
Heather May says
Okay—your dog and my dog maybe related. My boxer just ate my entire garden! Not just the veggies but the plants too! I at tomatoes, squash zucchini, and even jalapenos! I shooed her out the other day only to have her eat my sandal! UGGG! Congrats on the new job! Tanks for linking up to last week's Friday Follow Along….I was so late in commenting that I it up your newest post! I hope you link up again this week!
Heather May
http://www.frugalfitfamily.com
Catherine Bailey says
Haha what a cute little thief! My dogs like to steal pizza crusts off of our plates!
Kelsea says
Enjoy your trip to New Orleans!! From your post on Travel Week, it looks like an amazing place to be! 🙂
Stephanie says
Hawkeye and I have a system worked out. I have a two tier coffee table. If it's on the bottom, it's fair game, if it's on the top, she knows she cannot have it and gets punished if she tries!
Laura {happily ever} Parker says
Enjoy your trip to New Orleans! Somewhere I want to visit one day!
Karoline says
Have so much fun in New Orleans! I'm jealous!
NIGHT OWL VENTING says
I'm a new follower. Got your blog id from another blogger. Looking forward to reading more of your blog. Have a great Friday.
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cayli johnson says
You know I don't understand the human race anymore. My moms car antenna got snapped off her car for her wiener schnitzel hot dog man…the left the antenna and took the hot dog man..couldn't they just slide the hot dog man off…no they had to break it..lame. So I understand your frustration with the shoe vinegar their..lame.
Thank you for linking up with us at the collective blog hop. Following you on all your sites. Cant wait to read more posts from you! Hope you stop by and follow mine back I would love to have ya!
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Hannah says
Sad about your mac 🙁
Have a great trip! Can't wait to hear about it on your next post I am sure.
Simplyy-Serendipityy,
Hannah